A Matter of the Utmost Importance: Your Trusty Sidekick
Throughout the history of time we have seen many wingmen, sidekicks, right-hand men. Even some left-hand men (Men also means women in this instance). A sidekick can play many roles: grenade jumper, witty foil, butler, or dolphin-riding undersea hero (Aquaman alwasy struck me as a sidekicky dude, had he been paired with Land Man and [...]
A Matter of the Utmost Importance: The Autumn EP
Probably the best Matter of Utmost Importance we’ve ever had. Listen to these tunes. It’s a bit long, but it’s totally worth it.
A Matter of the Utmost Importance: Electric Boogaloo 2
It’s getting serious in here.Or as the Bad Boys would say “S*** just got real.” You and your gang are facing the OTHER fiercest gang in the land. Question one: Is said crew a dance crew or a rap crew? (Trust me rap crews are things, I live in the 6th biggest city in the United [...]
A Matter of the Utmost Importance: Toon Town
I want to take you back. Come with me. Get in my Delorean and we’ll travel back in time. Shit I’m out of Plutonium. IMAGINE if you will your youthful self. Much more youthful than now. Brutal honesty folks, it pays the bills. It’s Saturday Morning and you’ve got your bowl of Cap’n Crunch (other [...]
A Matter of the Utmost Importance: Put Me In Coach
10 seconds left on the clock. You’re down by 2 points. It’s your ball. Who is drawing up your play? It’s the Super Bowl. Your team has defied all odds to get here. Who’s leading you out of the tunnel? It’s the ’80 Olympics. You’re a ragtag group of hockey players picked with one thing in mind: Bring home the gold. Who’s [...]
A Matter of the Utmost Importance: An Unforgettable Bite (NOT about vampires I promise)
I can’t take the credit for this week’s topic, but I’ll try. Credit here goes to a buddy of mine, Paverick. So kudos Pav. Now to the item at hand: A Matter of the Utmost Importance. Let’s say you’re starving. Downright famished. OR for that matter you’re full up to the gills, couldn’t eat a [...]
A Matter of the Utmost Importance: Archnemeses
It’s inevitable, where there is good, there must be evil. And on occasion, there is one being who so readily embodies this evil that he/she boils up all of the bad feelings one has. Someone who just makes our skin crawl like an inchworm inching its way away from something yucky.. Even thinking about him/her makes [...]
A Matter of the Utmost Importance: Leader of the Resistance
Fellow ramblers, I come to you today with A Matter of the Utmost Importance. See, if my years of pop culture consumption are to be believed, at some point the human race or at least America will be subject to mass oppression by one of the following: invading foreign armies, invading aliens, subhumanoid underground dwelling [...]
a matter of utmost importance: surviving the zombie onslaught
First a quick little introduction, “a matter of utmost importance” will become a cleverly subtitled, regularly occurring feature in which I offer a question to some of the most sharply-honed pop culture minds of my generation and then arrange their answers in a hilarious way, meaning copying and pasting it directly into this post from [...]
