Monster Madness Tourney: Battle of Champions

Well, the big dance is almost over folks, but not before we pit the King of the Monsters vs. The Sticky Goo of the Blob. This matchup is between two gigantic monsters who have been stomping and occasionally rolling over the competition on a one way track of destiny toward each other. One is the giant, scaly radiation-breathing, ocean-parting Lizard King. The other is a giant red-pink, slimy, sticky mass from beyond. Who will win? I dunno! Let’s find out!

It was clear from the get-go that the Blob had a strong strategy of just sitting around, lying in “blob” for Zilla to make a move. Luckily for him, Godzilla LOVES to make moves, it’s how he gets all the ladies. HEYO!  It’s the truth though, women love him! You know what they say about big feet…they provide great stability! And who doesn’t want that? Ok, back to the battle at hand. Godzilla placed one of those giant feet directly into the Blob, playing right into Blob’s hands. Blob applied maximum goo pressure in an effort to slime up Zilla’s leg. AND IT WORKED! The Blob was quickly scaling the behemoth who was stymied at what to do. Blob made a rapid ascent toward Zilla’s face. Zilla couldn’t bat him away due to his tiny alligator arms. Silly Zilly! Before Zilla had a chance to do anything the Blob had wrapped around his whole face. Which, if you’ll remember can lead to THIS:

OUCHIES BLOB via fanpop2.com

And it did. Blob was boiling on the ground in seconds and Zilla looked like had just blown gum bubble too big. Yuck, what a mess.

So there you have it, The King of Monsters retains his title. I mean there’s a reason that’s his nickname. What did you expect people? He is huge and he breathes fiery radiation. That’s RIDICULOUS. He’s like a superhero dinosaur. It’s amazing/frightening.

And now for the moment a few of you have been waiting for, your standings. here are the top 5:

1. Josh (20 pts)
2. Aaron (15 pts)
3. Jim (14 pts)
4. Kevin (10 pts)
4. Steve (10 pts)
5. Summer (7 pts)

So hats off to Josh as the first March Mayhem Champion. He will get a t-shirt of his choosing from shirt.woot.com’s Reckoning page. Check back next year for a new tournament! Thanks for participating!