Written by The Blob vs. Zombies
The storylines in this matchup are powerful. Can the amorphous amazement continue its Cinderella run? Can the unbelievable undead continue their rampant amble? It’s just really exciting to be at the Fearsome 4. This is the kind of matchup we put this tourney together for: two contenders from different walks of life coming together to find out who is the creepiest. The answer is Ben Linus! (LOST!) But these two will try.
The Blob came into the match having expended very little energy against his previous opponents and the Zombies have been braining people without remorse. Which makes complete sense because they have no feelings. Their mothers must be very sad. Whoa! A quick (relatively speaking) start for the Blob as he rolls over and engulfs two of the zombies and just like that the rout is on!
Blob’s got no brains folks! Zombies are lost, they’ve got nowhere to go. The Blob comes around on all sides and just DESTROYS the Undead. WOW. Heads are popping like champagne bottles and in The Blob’s corner champagne bottles are popping like champagne bottles.
Godzilla vs Predator
Well we have a battle here between two of the favorites of the whole tournament. There’s a lot of technology involved in this one too: Predator with all of his weapons and Zilla with how he was created. Too much radiation! Seriously, I am trying to get into some of this radiation, all kinds of cool stuff can happen to you. Right now, you’re saying, ”But you don’t want to have scales!” And I am saying, “Shut up! Scales are awesome!” Nuff Said. This should be a dynamite battle.
Godzilla, being the crafty old veteran here, went early to play toward his strengths: SIZE. He tried to chase down the Predator, which played right into his opponent’s traps. Zilla was stunned by the explosions under foot and was thrown back. Preds launched into his attack and put the hurt on Godzilla’s big toe. Zilla started to retreat further with Predator clinging on for dear life with each Earth-shattering step. He dug in to Zilla’s foot and you could hear the wail of Godzilla as Preds continued his assault. AND THEN Godzilla remembered who he is. Whoops, Preds. Your ceremonial dagger is NOT going to CUT it! (PUNS!) Godzilla took one swift kick of his foot and launched Preds through the roof of the arena. And ball game!
A great man once said, “You can’t teach size.” Well you also can’t teach radioactive superstrength. Not yet. The size disparity was just too great for Preds to overcome and in the end he got the boot.
THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP IS SET!
